Post by Whiteagle on Oct 8, 2015 4:43:38 GMT
ALRIGHT, so I finally finished Turn One!
TheBlackDog's Walker attempts to fire it's apparently extremely difficult to use Multi-Launcher...
...Only to Crit Fail and have the Grenade Explode in their faces.
Thankfully, this terrible luck actually save them with ANOTHER Crit Fail on the Damage.
The remaining Brown Specialist is still blown back an inch and Disrupted however, and the Phase 2 Trooper riding Bitch wisely decides not to press their horrible luck.
The ARF Trooper on the Mobile Cannon has his wise decision to move up and away from his target rewarded with a Crit Success!
...Which besides awesome Pipecleaner FX...
ALLOWS ME TO SHOW OFF MY SWEET-ASS BLAST TEMPLATE!
Also, a roll of five, three, and a single one means everyone within the first two inches is dead...
Like, really REALLY dead...
And I kinda fucked up here, as the two remaining Troopers should have been blown away an inch for EACH remaining Explosion Damage Die...
...But I figured Over will have been raped enough this round...
Finishing up the Clones half of the Turn, the ARC Trooper decides use his Auto-hit for touching a Disrupted Figure to execute the traitorous Orange Specialist Commissar style...
...Which he did with much enthusiasm.
Caboose: "Hey, aren't they suppose to be fighting us?"
L33t: "FUCK THOSE NOOBS, CHARGE!!!"
And charge they did!
Caboose and the Silvers fall short of their first piece of Cover, but try to crowd behind it anyways, while the Grunts have more sense than the entire Clone Force and decide to save their Grenades until something is actually in throwing range.
The other two Blu's fall behind a UNSC Marine Piloted Cyclops, who takes point with his eight inches of Move.
Victor Squads Leader drops his shotgun in exchange for setting up the Turret.
While the rest of Victor Squad, as well as Halo, take up defensive firing positions behind the two Mega Blok walls.
Alright, so at the end of Round One we have:
Overwatch: One Friendly Kill, One Remaining Demo Trooper (Disrupted)
TheBlackDog: Five Friendly Kills, Two Phase 2 Troopers on the Walker, an ARF on the Mobile Cannon, One ARC Commissar, and a single remaining Specialist Trooper (Disrupted)
KommanderKen: NOT A GOD DAMN SCRATCH!!!
Order plz!
TheBlackDog's Walker attempts to fire it's apparently extremely difficult to use Multi-Launcher...
...Only to Crit Fail and have the Grenade Explode in their faces.
Thankfully, this terrible luck actually save them with ANOTHER Crit Fail on the Damage.
The remaining Brown Specialist is still blown back an inch and Disrupted however, and the Phase 2 Trooper riding Bitch wisely decides not to press their horrible luck.
The ARF Trooper on the Mobile Cannon has his wise decision to move up and away from his target rewarded with a Crit Success!
...Which besides awesome Pipecleaner FX...
ALLOWS ME TO SHOW OFF MY SWEET-ASS BLAST TEMPLATE!
Also, a roll of five, three, and a single one means everyone within the first two inches is dead...
Like, really REALLY dead...
And I kinda fucked up here, as the two remaining Troopers should have been blown away an inch for EACH remaining Explosion Damage Die...
...But I figured Over will have been raped enough this round...
Finishing up the Clones half of the Turn, the ARC Trooper decides use his Auto-hit for touching a Disrupted Figure to execute the traitorous Orange Specialist Commissar style...
...Which he did with much enthusiasm.
Caboose: "Hey, aren't they suppose to be fighting us?"
L33t: "FUCK THOSE NOOBS, CHARGE!!!"
And charge they did!
Caboose and the Silvers fall short of their first piece of Cover, but try to crowd behind it anyways, while the Grunts have more sense than the entire Clone Force and decide to save their Grenades until something is actually in throwing range.
The other two Blu's fall behind a UNSC Marine Piloted Cyclops, who takes point with his eight inches of Move.
Victor Squads Leader drops his shotgun in exchange for setting up the Turret.
While the rest of Victor Squad, as well as Halo, take up defensive firing positions behind the two Mega Blok walls.
Alright, so at the end of Round One we have:
Overwatch: One Friendly Kill, One Remaining Demo Trooper (Disrupted)
TheBlackDog: Five Friendly Kills, Two Phase 2 Troopers on the Walker, an ARF on the Mobile Cannon, One ARC Commissar, and a single remaining Specialist Trooper (Disrupted)
KommanderKen: NOT A GOD DAMN SCRATCH!!!
Order plz!